Lots of sex. Youve been warned. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. Under Umbridge, Filch walked around in an extremely good mood. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. Why should he feel bad about that? [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. P.S. [70], In the evening of the Slug Club Christmas party, on 20 December, Filch caught Draco Malfoy lurking in an upstairs corridor, most likely going to the Room of Requirement to repair the Vanishing Cabinet. Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. However, when called on to oversee the evacuation of the majority of the students before the Battle of Hogwarts, Filch led the children to safety without hesitation. Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. Destiny is not written in stone So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro There will be many of both. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. [28], Later in the year, Jacob's sibling and Merula Snyde interrogated Filch to see if he was the "mole" for "R" in his office. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? On the former's first afternoon as Headmistress, Fred and George Weasley set off an enormous crate of Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs which spread all over the school. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. 7. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. Filch, unaware of what was happening, came to Professor McGonagall shouting that students were out of bed. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. This doesnt end the same as all the others did. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. When I say realistic, I mean it in terms of the portrayal of the Second Wizarding War and how it affects the Muggles, the detail that went into expanding the Harry . [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. [A non-magical AU. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. Write as much as you can. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. Strange, but consensual. Please consider turning it on! The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951,[1] presumably somewhere in the British Isles. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. Hiding, are you? [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. [37] Filch was also present when in a corridor with all the other staff when a new message from the Heir of Slytherin appeared on the wall stating that Ginny had been taken into the chamber and that her skeleton will lie there forever. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. [70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. He whimpered as he hardened even more. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. He has no shame. [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. [30], During this school year, he tasked Jacob's sibling with finding a missing Mrs Norris. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. Keep an eye on your inbox. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. PEEVES! What if Lockhart had prevented Harry from following the voice in the pipes? [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! [29], During the 19901991 school year, Filch was tricked into giving Madam Pince Hiccough Sweets, causing her to leave the library's Restricted Section unattended. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. This is a Triwizard clue! InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. He later told Harry Potter off for wandering around on his own, which he thought suspicious. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. [48], On several occasions in December, Filch had to take Peeves from inside suits of armour, where he had taken to hide, singing Christmas carols with very rude lyrics of his own invention.[49]. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFilch is suspicious of Harry Potter as he wanders around the school, During the next school year, the alleged mass-murderer Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the Ministry of Magic stationed Dementors around the entrances to the grounds in order to protect the school and Harry Potter, which was thought to be Black's target. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. What are they doing here? A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. What the hell? He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. . The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. Sign up for Kissing Books to receive news, book recommendations, and more for residents of Romancelandia. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. In an excuse to escape punishment, Draco told Filch he had been invited to Professor Slughorn's party, and Filch dragged him by the ear to Slughorn's office to see if his claim was true. Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. by Sarah1281. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. 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