I pretend Im flying for hours when Im up there. If you think you're going to just take my baby from me like some puppy from a pound, you got another think coming, lady! I swear it wasnt my fault. Ugh. Well, it did, and the face painting stand in front of the store saw me as easy prey immediately. Buy $12.99. Those guys down there? Second Place Winner! Eve. Shes always told me it isnt my fault that my dad left. I.Iwas trying to get some rest. It is based on the novel of the same name by Seth Margolis. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. It just asked me to write a three-page paper about the civil war. Just as well, I guess. Since we are both stuck here for another good moment, I figure I will tell you a little about myself, whether you are interested or not. (Waits for a minute for camera to turn off.) I would rather stay here on the docks, thank you very much. Questions? (Quickly warning!) Please turn your camera on. Just look at those muscles! My dad told Jacob that he had made him see the world in a different way. Released by Paramount . Discover our featured content. Go to jail. I would be too if I had to go in there. To be honest, you guys are just reopening those wounds. Let's be clear on this one, this is a good film to watch. I grabbed my lunch, and my dad yelled goodbye and just like always, he says, Dont do anything stupid. Its like my old mans motto, and normally, I dont listen. Charming Kennedy. This one change in my life would have a ripple effect on my life forever. But what did you give us in return? Seeing the waves reach all the way out from the deep to the shore, I couldnt help but think of what a perfect day it would be for surfing. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and Throw it back! What should I do? Im no eejit. Ugh! Ill just give him the answers for the test. The monologues about death that youve found on this list can show off both your dramatic and comedic abilities. Ill never be mad at you again. I had so many things planned, and it was supposed to be the best day ever. Take all the time you need. I would never be able to show my face in public. He stayed around just long enough to become important to you. It was simple; we were given a kit, and supposed to grow yeast. (Turns across) Look, Im gonna be honest. Takes time to pronounce correctly) Tu-ff-in. HI MOM! I have not, and will not, ever try chocolate. Send videos here: contact us. Maybe things would be different. I know I should start telling the truth, but honestly, its nice when people think youre better than they are. The other one was a chemical that has been shown to bring people back to life. The next thing you know, I found myself here, inside this chilly, dark, and ominous-looking structure. Get out of bed and find a desk already! Uhhh, have you tried reloading the zoom page? And there is certainly no way that I could have used the knife as she completed her double turn leading her offstage directly into a vegetable patterned cutting knife. By: Josh K., Texas, USA, Age 14 Description: A teen wrestles with trying to stop thinking so much. I know you think Puerto Rico is amazing, and it is, but we struggled so hard to make a living there. Vivian Bearing in Wit. As I was running away I knocked over a flowerpotand I may have climbed onto the roof. I'm not the only one who's fighting. Im happy he left us. I tried on the cutest things. I think its mine. Money, designer clothes, loving family. I didnt walk im long enough. But dont let her be an actress in a musical or play, especially the lead! Originally, he denied paternity, so he never signed off on the adoption. I am the boss here, so you will do everything I ask you to do exactly when I say it. And hes carrying his helmet too. Im sorry. You make me happy every day. Theyre the bane of my existence. Youre gonna vote for me anyway. (asking, a bit uneasy)Yeah uhMr. It all stops making sense after a while. So, run along, ya gombeen. For all the movies that waste our time, this one helps to make up for it. Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty: I just hope he doesnt bring his helmet. I know you said Nene neglected you, but she was a single mother with three girls, and she couldnt afford all the things you wanted. The kids roughed him up, yanno, punches and kicks like little tykes do, and then poured syrup into the back of his sweater. Take that, Hannah! You dont actually listen. Really different. By: Jessica G., Age 16, Calgary, Alberta Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young woman tries to help her sister regain her memory. But what if I dont make it? So that is my story, and also the story of how we have the seasons. I was freaking out. B-L-U-E blue. Ok, where to start? (turns back to the audience) I wasnt supposed to shout it. Howre you doing this fine morning? You arent his medication, so stop acting like some prized jewel that cant shatter to the ground. Julia, a friend of the deceased girl, lets audiences in on her own personal journey through the loss. (hears someone at the door-maybe a loud crash) That was quick! (Pause.) Can you watch your brother for a bit, while I go out? (turns to someone whos not there) You know what you did! Right away, dad offered to get out his old trumpet. There. First Place Winner! Feel free to take a few of the peppermints, I saw you eyeing those. She saw how angry I was and started in with this ridiculous story about being mugged on the way to work, I mean that happens all the time in New York, but it doesnt mean you have to be late! My evil stepmother hates me because every time she talks to that stupid mirror, it always tells her that Im the fairest in the land and goes on and on about my fair skin thats white like snow and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Im almost always late to school because mom wakes up so late. The scene opens with the actor pantomiming playing a video game. Theyre just impossible not to admire. Help me set up for your sisters party! Directed by Stephen Gyllenhaal. You were too busy running around with guys that only stuck around for one reason and one reason only. Ha! I never got an apology for that. Sometimes, stuff gets swept away, you know. That is the basic questions you ask your husbands parents, right? Hi, Im Neapolitan. Oh right, I cant. (Spoiler Alert: she isnt very good at it.). Everyones getting ready to go. Such an act That blurs the grace and blush of modesty, Calls virtue hypocrite, takes off the rose 50 From the fair forehead of an innocent love And sets a blister there, makes marriage vows As false as dicers' oaths oh, such a deed As from the body of contraction plucks The very soul, and sweet religion makes 55 A rhapsody of words. Martin, Ive never seen a cat so friendly. Any one can have a baby, not everyone can be a parent. The night before each test I wrote the answers on my thigh and made sure to wear a skirt because if the teacher tells you to pull your skirt up, they are bound to get in trouble. Is bullying truly what the world needs? So, tell me where did you get it? ManI just cant wait to hang out in real life again. Ive dealt with that stuff on my own. You know my grandma died. Its almost like youre always doing something that needs apologizing for. Those thirteen years together have blessed my life. Of Student Council not the governmentobviously. What if I fall in, what happens then? I felt a sharp pain in my thigh, it took me a second before I had even fully realized what happened. Adieu[Trails off], Second Place Winner! Another ticket! Okay, bye. My cat is not allowed in the blimp because he might scratch a hole in it with his claws, causing the blimp to crash into Venus surface, where I will be cooked alive. Two teenage girls, Tink and Cyn, have broken into the pub and are waiting on their friend, Terra. That was fun. My childhood has been taken away from me. Maybe its too late for us. Have a good day at work! Bullies. Wow. Its a side of her we havent seen before the real her. Like if you wear makeup, you know you look good. All of you, in line. Im as fearless as it gets when it comes to water. Of course I love animals. Until you realize youre alone. (shaking head) I knew I never shouldve taken this route. And all of a sudden the edge of the cliff crumbled away beneath me and I was slipping, and you were grabbing at my clothes trying to save me while Papa (beat) Papa did nothing. That was only a month ago. First Place Winner! Hay, hes guapo! No! Third Place Winner! (accidentally sends it) Oh no!! He's got to do his homework like everybody else." "Ask the director of the movie," Marc's father adds. With a mighty heave, I launch myself toward it, overpowering the dark being andand then I hear her. Hope you are all doing well. Its one thing to say but I need to believe it. I will truly miss the mornings waking up beside her. Youre busy? In fact, we provide a wide range of self-help books that are mandatory reading if you choose to work here. After that I dont mind what you do. But strangely, the one friend I have come to entrust this weird title was once my arch nemesis. Riddle me this why should an innocent teenager be bombarded with all of this, this pink, red, artificial, sugary sweetness when just going to the store to pick up some Doritos? First Place Winner! But it never worked. He let you go. One little step but I never do. Segregation? Genre: Dramatic. Send someone over. (Pause.) (Realizes what she said.) And on Christmas day, he takes ALL the credit. Even if I was pretty, how much does a pretty face matter when its covered by a sheet? (Gets on her knees and starts praying.) (Taps headset.) It is more of a spoken word piece than a monologue, so feel free to use creative movement, music, or multi-media in your performance. I reached down to grip the source of the pain bloodI looked to my left, and the boy with blue eyes had let go of my hand, and was instead gripping his stomach, he was bleeding too, and he was pleading with the shooter begging for his life. I know that Im a freak. It was a torch passed down on the back of the bus, along with dirty songs and the secrets to youth. Do you remember when you always told me that the boys would be chasing me, because of my amazing good looks? Yes, Im serious. You are now subscribed to our More Good Stuff maling list. (looks at the phone again and looks shocked) He likes me back! That his real Momma is as black as he is. I have three dogs, so if I accidentally left chocolate just laying around then my dogs might EAT IT. My mom always used to say, Lizzie you need to make friends, Lizzie you cant sit inside and read all day. Why not? Remember when you first came to visit? The beast came into my home and ruined my stuff. Margaret Lewin: [sneering] "Black!" Shes dead to me. He will fix us. but you never do. I tried to get her to listen to my favorite band, One Direction. She cut all of her hair off? Taking pictures of me, invading my privacy. I have a problem. One day they could want one thing, and the next day change their mind. (The speaker is on the phone, frantic, pretending to peer out windows nervously.) William Broyles Jr., Cast Away: The Shooting Script. Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction) portrays her firebrand attorney. I dont perform tricks for treats. My life is useless anyway. Like THE ugliest shoes on the planet. Parents who view children as possesions are wrong. Third Place Winner By: Ryan Dosa, Age 16, Colorado, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: Character is numbing themselves by using drugs. (realizes something) Wait a minute. Uh! Or, at least I was. Of course, your first thought is, Eww! Im just the nerdy, smart girl that no one likes. I mean . I think I had decompressionno, whats it calleddepression. Not loud at first, but then there was a slam against the wall and there was silence for a moment. Eventually, Dad stopped coming to dinner. Hes the one for me. The very cheek of it. By: Audrey Cherwinski, Age 16, Pennsylvania, USA Description: A teen expresses anger at needing to share her room with a baby sister but decides to rise to the occasion because her mom was never a real mom. Excuses, excuses. Cause Im popular, and Im running unopposed. Oh crap I have a file?! Why should I promise my loyalty to a country that isnt loyal to me? He was dying. Oh, the cello is nice. Shes someone who has my back when I say, back me up. She laughs at my hilarious jokes when everyone else randomly forgets how to laugh. (angry) Wait? And stay late. Yeah, this is my new iPhone 6. My parents know. You may have seen me at your local Walmart. Thats the bell tower; its 2 oclock! But today I saw a flicker of hope. Well you know what? Yeah. She only got up to six hundred something, before she (looks for word) went. I take pride in my skills. Only someone with the blessings of Athena could have enough foresight to think of using something shiny to deflect my gazeYou wont need it. My hot pink flashcards though were left on the seat. I would go to my mom and ask what was wrong she would say it was Nothing sweetie, dont worry about it. But of course that wasnt true. As far as my dreams will take me! Sometimes you have to move on. I cant help but listen. You know hes not buried here, right? No! If I have to answer that then Ill take my sash, and my baton and Ill leave. Its minus two hundred and seventy degrees Celsius! A couple times. Humiliating! Ill be there early. My throat will get really dry and Ill stutter like theres no tomorrow. First Place Winner! Yeah, Angela deserved the award. What is that? Okay, youre looking at me like Im crazy, Im sorry go ahead. As soon as she saw me, she jumped. open and smile. Copyright Fandango. You have successfully purchased store credit. 10 Monologues from Female Characters Who Care About Politics; 10 Comedic Monologues for Girls, Ages 14 - Young Adult; 10 Monologues for High School Males They Haven't Heard; 10 Monologues from Characters Who Are People of Color; 10 Monologues from Latino, Latina, and Hispanic Characters; 10 Monologue from Characters Coping With Mental Illness I wanted to stay in her safe little bubble forever. I saw Georges horrified expression as I was falling. Now I never knew this, so here I am warning you after all this happened. Now, where was I? With director Stephen Gyllenhaal almost hysterically overusing the camera crane and other visual hypos, the tragic scenario is played out of Chicago ghetto fringe dweller Khaila Richards' (Halle . Everyone tells me Ill be fine. But I guess people just cant admit that someone looks better than they do. I totally ignored her. Sometimes I just wish for a normal life! Ill find it eventually. Second Place Winner! (Grabs a new piece of paper) Hey Jason, the house is quiet and boring without you here. Okay, bye! Moment #2: Marilyn Monroe productions Meeting Milton Greene + Escaping Fox. (pause) Where are you going, George? She stretched out her arms, and my arms barely made it through the mirror surface, but my mom pulled me out! (Looks at phone) Oh, she hasnt read the text message. Our hands were so sticky from all that glue that when we touched anything, it became one with our hands! There were women screaming for their children. Thats where I took my first hit of heroin. Genre: Dramatic. And it is of my utmost pleasure to announce that we are becoming more than pasta manufactures, today we are pasta pioneers. 65 views, 0 likes, 0 loves, 0 comments, 1 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from TIG: Auani Turner @auaniturner & Indya Cheyenne @indya_cheyenne in "losing Isaiah" I threw it away scene rehearsal - The. Youre not sorry. Genre: Comedic, (Actor pantomimes washing and drying dishes intermittently during the monologue.). Oh, is that a piece of PB&J he just threw on the floor? Thats it, Im out. By: Konrad Poniatowski, Age 12, Pennsylvania USA Description: The Wolf from the Three Little Pigs complains to his cellmate in jail. Im scared the appropriate amount at horrors, and Im thrilled the appropriate amount at thrillers. I never threatened to eat them. (Pauses.) There were just so many favors and different stores with different bakers and dont even get me started on the fillings! No. I got up in the middle of the night and noticed my father was packing his bag. It looks so realistic! Even after weeks pass, a distraught Isaiah does not consider Khaila his mother. Why cant they do the same for us? Wait a minute. To get back to the film, though, I would highly recommend it but would warn viewers of its failing as described above. Not feeling comfortable in my own skin. but his eyes- those gorgeous blue eyes of his- they were different now. I made that mistake one day, and trust me, I will not repeat that. I work hard to be funny, but to not be known as the funny friend. I work hard to be sporty, but not too sporty, to be artsy but not too artsy, to be quirky but to make sure that my quirks are normal. London. Is that what you see? She got calls for weeks after that praising my academic achievements. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! The inside of my mirror looked nothing like what I expected it to be. Its makes me a whole lot of chunky, with a side of smooth. I want a piece! You firmly mouth the word no over your shoulder and turn back around. [POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOLLOW] Biological mother Halle Berry makes a very intelligent decision when she enlists the help of Jessica Lange (as the boy's foster mother) in raising the child. My family is pretty much done with me, but hey, Im alive. I heard my dad once tell my mom that if there was a nuclear war, the only things left would be the cockroaches and Keith Richards, the skeleton-looking guy. You and Papa and me. Not regular stars, but the Jewish star, worn around necks and stuck on jackets. Oh no! Yeah, I know tomorrows Valentines day . Teachers like to read stuff like that, right? Not very Devon is it? I say. I guess thats why long dresses dont like me because I already have my own. The bill that I was supposed to pay for with the money that I was supposed to win from this competition. That was before 5th grade. (Turns webcam on) I could come on here and say I am fine, and that today was an amazing day, but that would be lying. But anyway, I didnt feel like talking to her, so I went up to my room to do homework. Nope. No never mind its a long story. Everyone holds me up to her standards. Its a side of her we havent seen before the real her. For example, I like yellow, the least liked color. London. Before you say no, just hear me out! Like picking out this wedding dress. In Hebrew, it means bitter, desirable, serene. I always hated physicals because then I would know how much I actually weighed. How could he do this to me? Am I not pretty? Thats when a you look nice seems to matter the most. You know what, forget about it! I just talked to her. I shot him twice in the head. I have to get Luke from daycare. Then why cant you help? So, of course I said yes, and when he gave me his ring and his helmet hit me on the head. Especially since they have tamed me into a protector. He apologized and is offering an extra class on Sunday. Thou odouriferous stench! (Sits up.) Theres a girl that doesnt live too far from me, and shes pretty nice. Now what? Live the life you are meant to live. It would be the greatest thing ever to happen in your country. All right. I talk too loud. One time we made it as far as Charleston. Losing Isaiah . I have been captain of the debate club since you said your first word and believe it or not, sitting here beside (pause) obvious genius like you is not exactly how I wanted to spend my time tonight. I cant talk about it. I remember seeing stars. Shes dead to me starting now. What happened to us? Well, the next thing I know, the numbers were announced and, like always, I didnt win. I didnt say we can be friendsdont go putting words into my mouth! Genre: Dramatic. The performer must cite the author AND Drama Notebook in his/her recitation, and if possible, add a link to the Drama Notebook Monologues on a web page where the performance is shared. That sounds great. The next day, the infant narrowly escapes death in the garbage truck. (Pause, inner realization.) John? I used to be sort of an outcast and suddenly I had my first best friend! Im surprised most people cant see through their hand-crafted disguises. By: Tristin Fuller, Washington, USA, Age 13 Description: A job interview goes awry when its revealed that the company is a cult. Thats a lie. I only called him Sticky Ricky when I was angry with him. Whoa. Well, you better hurry up with that, youve only got a few years left before you turn practically into prune, and then no good man will want you. He knows Im here. Especially since we hadnt paid attention. I have this huge iceberg. Jessie? 2 pencil, has been clearly mauled by Troll teeth. I dont know where it went. Anyways he said the tailgate was open and he saw there was stuff in the back and he didnt want it falling out on me. Its blank. When I was young, I had this dream about how my life would be, my ideal perfect life, two kids, a husband, a house. Really? (pause) Man. Then dad told mom that she didnt have to be such a witch about it. Theres a train that comes out under the tunnel behind the bowling alley every day at 4:00. (Animatedly) Oh! Or some crazy sea monster grabs my legs and pulls me down. Or I could write about a kid with a scar who gets a letter from a foreign school and finds out hes a wizard and, wait, nope thats Harry Potter. Its just that I feel so insecure and overwhelmed. What if he thinks Im weird for liking him? Oh, yeah. And I don't need that from you. The night before Xias deportation, she visits her brother in prison. Hes easy to spot because hes the biggest kid in our grade. Yeah, I understand that. I am sure that if the roles and been reversed and that it was a white baby abandoned in a trash can adopted by a black family, the courts would have left it with its adoptive family on the basis that "skin colour had no importance, only the love of a stable family". If you tell me Ill invite you to my Halloween Party, which is going to be like totally cool, but if you dont you cant come! WITH THEIR MASSIVE HORNS! I was at the zoo and a monkey pooped on my head. Ive disappointed everyone. Thanks to NASAs Food-In-A-Tiny-Box program, all my cat and I have to eat is dehydrated, compacted food. Yes of course! Then I thought, maybe it was a sign, a sign that no one cares or that Im not important enough, that Im worthless, irrelevant. Of course, by this point, it isnt my story anymore anyway. Wait. Not taking in music or colors or flavors, but folding the same damn thing again and again. You are constantly picking on her like shes some puppy that needs to be trained. (Angrily) And you want to know why we lost, Jack? Fine. And that is the story of why I am laying in a hospital bed with a full body-cast. Finally, my mom entered the room, so I shouted to her, Mom! Like I said though, I thought thered be more benefits to robbing a bank with a guy than cash. / dialogue from Losing Isaiah. I screamed at him to stop and he looked at me with white hot rage. (Imitating children.) When they found out that I had bought the last ticket, things start getting interesting. And on the screen, it said, You should have done what I asked. That was the last time I messed with my supernatural computer. The pitcher had a no-hitter going and even though he just walked three batters the whole team wanted him to pitch the full no-hitter. *hurling motion with hands* Sorry about that. Ive had them for as long as I can remember, and I have no clue why God chose me to have them. But its a snail. The falling snow is a steady stream of white outside the window. No wonder he left me. I know youre probably wondering why Im drenched in coffee, so Ill start from the beginning. I eventually got medicine for it. I love a guy in uniform. Okay. No stabbing. I shouldnt ask for more. A vacation. So, no friends at school, and treated like crap at home, I guess I was set up to be more prone to fighting and self-harm. If you lay one of your webbed fingers on my Versace blanket, you better prepare to be smashed with my stilettos. Michael is a secret time traveler who owns a record store. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. (waits a second) He stopped. Most of the monologues about death on the list are about grief and how the character is dealing with loss. Its a wonderful scar, dont you think? The cable is going to snap and Im going to fall hundreds of stories. I used to brag about being fearless, but I cant imagine what would have happened if I didnt get scared that day. Yes, the Versace one. 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